"When the queen of Sheba heard of Solomon's fame, she came to Jerusalem to test him with hard questions. Arriving with a very great caravan—with camels carrying spices, large quantities of gold, and precious stones—she came to Solomon and talked with him about all she had on her mind." (2 Chronicles 9:1)

Why Should We Trust You to Deliver Our Messages?
Although we are not religious, we believe that a man's word is his bond. We consider ourselves to have an obligation to each and every customer, to deliver their mail in a timely and respectful manner. During the Great Tribulation, during which sinners left on Earth will have one last chance to accept Jesus as the Lord and Savior, our very souls will depend on our following through with the deliveries. Surely God would not accept a betrayer into his Home.

How Do We Know that You Will Not Ascend To Heaven with Us?
The Bible says that only those that repent of their sins and accept Jesus as the True Son of God will be saved. We do neither. Some of our personal sins include: drunkenness, heresy, sacrilige/blasphemy, gluttony, laciviousness, and sloth. There is no way we are going to disappear into Heaven any time soon.

What Packages are Available for Purchase?
Just check out our order page. It contains the latest information on messages to loved ones. Also be sure to visit our new section for pre-made cards, and buy a t-shirt to support our mission!

Can I Write a Letter to [insert name here]?
You can write a letter to anyone you choose! After the Rapture the world will be a different place, with millions of people disappearing overnight. Friends, relatives, and celebrities are all popular choices. It may not be worth it to write to George W. Bush or his administration, as it is clear that he will be one of the first to go to Heaven when Jesus comes to tend to his flock.

What If The Recipient Ascends Into Heaven Before Delivery?
There will be no need to have your message delivered. All Post-Rapture Post orders are final, no refunds will be given.

Aren't You Afraid of God's Wrath?
We don't believe in God, remember? In the event that the Rapture actually occurs, we will go to Plan B: "Lifetime of Sin Followed by Deathbed Repentance."



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